Quotes, from Nikki Mackay.
"Then the cotton candy spider weaved a web as big as Jesus’s beard."
- Nikki
"Holy shit, it’s later than the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland."
- Nikki
"That was so funny it almost made me want to pick dandruff out of Kenneth Luce’s hair and shove it up my butthole."
- Nikki
"Show me your DSi XL."
- Nikki
"Boys just don’t know how to treat a lady."
- Nikki
"Playing Maplestory kind of makes me want to pour garlic sauce down my throat."
- Nikki
"Corey Grattan bought me a leap frog."
- Nikki
"Tell him to wear a helmet, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride"
- Nikki
"Matt White gave me a teddy bear for Christmas, but it had a camera in it so he could record my every masturbation."
- Nikki
